We, the grumpy old Web

We built the Web. Ha!

The “we” thing is a bit annoying. The “us versus them” is even more annoying, nearing on the condescending.

Some of us actually spend enough time online to understand some of your grievances.

Spot on about needless and inefficient bureaucracy, but you don’t need to be of a certain age to be frustrated by bad design.

If you don’t want to pay for stuff, fair enough, but don’t expect others to foot the bill.

Memories of Casablanca? Really? What age do you think we are?

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yes, democracy is fracked, we agree. Don’t blame us, that’s how we found it. I guess we could have tried to fix it, but we were sort of busy. You know, building the Web and stuff.

You have Lana Del Rey, we have Björk. We win.

One word: Friday.

Did I mention that the whole “we” thing is a bit annoying?

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